What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Maybe leave out

Your going to be alright just relax

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Deuteronomy 17

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Bible.. Hm.?

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like religions.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?